talking to a toddler

Mom: Afton is that bug bothering you?
Afton: No, I'm just bothering myself.

Mom: Do you know what holiday is this week?
Afton: Umm...my birthday?!
Mom: No. E.....
Afton: gypt!

Mom: Afton what is in your mouth?
(opens to reveal a mass amount of candy ice breakers)
Afton: Medicine to make my head feel better. I'm not feeling so good.